What a depressing look at 'return on investment'

It turns out I'm not getting a good return on the cost of my college degree. That sucks.
Of course, my students might have a different view of it. Personally, I'm tired of shopping at thrift stores for everything but undergarments. Are you listening, state legislators who've denied cost-of-living adjustments? Are you listening, board memebers who've slashed the local supplement to nothing and reduced my 403b match to almost nothing? Are you listening?