Now, this takes nerve

The guy must have stainless-steel balls to even try it. He faked data that was used in over 50 published papers. Some of those papers were written by students he mentored, and who trusted and relied upon his data sets. And he describes himself as a junkie, addicted to clean, elegant data- that he manufactured. no wonder it was so pretty. My bank account statement is kind of messy. I'd like to make it look better. Think I could make up somenumbers that are  more appealing?